You become a postmodernist. It is a fantastic career for people who will never be much good at anything.
It is very much an economic market for practitioners without any clearly defined services built in the clouds and funded by taxpayers.
Pull the plug on the funding, the entire field of postmodernism would pop like a soap bubble overnight.
As we moved away from agriculture and herding, there were going to be more and more people who simply survived on chicanery and flim-flam alone. When that group got organized and was no longer simply camp followers stripping rings off dead bodies, they occupied academia and created the madcap, lunatic world of postmodernists. It's a show about nothing.
Here is why you should be worried. More and more people have moved into this whacky world outside of reality for income even as the real world was drying up economically. There are now millions upon millions of subversives subsisting purely on hot air and drivel and they are quite capable of steering nations into political situations that will always lead to war. These kinds of Pied Pipers can keep the natives spellbound as they dance off a cliff into the sea.