I think the Pope should ride down the middle of the street in a car that shoots flames out the grill in a thong with a supermodel under each arm, wearing devil horns, red greasepaint body makeup and brandishing a pitchfork. There should be a neon sign strapped to the back that is flashing the words BORN TO RAISE HELL.
As a lapsed Catholic, I object strongly to being associated with this organization in any way. Please don't hold the circumstances of my birth and surroundings against me. I got out as soon as I was old enough to realize where I was and what was going on.