Thursday, August 25, 2011
The Savage Neanderthal, Tossing Himself Onto The Sapiens Barbie And Forcing Them To Have Sex With His Wife
A savage beast! A monster, I tell you! Like those fiends in Iraq, plotting with their yellowcake to kill us all! Thank heavens we were pro-active! They were getting ready to rush us, in between their pastoral husbandry of goats, their mouth flute choirs and weaving flower chains of daisies to bury their grandfathers with! But in between ... savage monsters! Luckily our pro-wrestling skills and spear chucking powers saved our tiny skulled sunken chested ancestors from a fate more hideous than death. Naturally, to the victor go the spoils ... if you insist! We might have to mate with their hideous gorilla bitch females out of pity, even if it means ignoring our actual Sapiens women for the next 4000+ years! Somebody has got to do it!
Imagine the last thing you see before you die is a mob of one million Sapiens looking like the lads above. That's what it was like at the Neanderthal Alamo.
P.S. Notice the changes that have occurred in the depiction of Neanderthals over the past five years alone. They have gone from looking like squat gorillas to Roman nobles in only five years of revisionism. Take a good look at that skull at the link above. That could be taken from any random human, except that modern humans don't have brains that large.