4th dynasty pharoah issues papyrus credit with the royal seal to cover his debts.
This has all happened before.
The people who run the 'Kwa behind the scenes are already headed for the lifeboats. Poor sheeple are to be kept distracted by wild tales of pending recovery whilst it slips beneath the waves. In coming years there will be no ridiculous "Labor Day" in the 'Kwa. There will be no labor, period. Just babies, the other white meat.
Crater Euro to be blasted out very shortly.
A nation of monsters soon to be delivered over to the wrath of God
Death cults end in death. No surprises there.
All Krisschanns are damned. No surprises there. The unclean will get their clocks cleaned. Your fake preachin' won't quench one minute of your agonizing thirst in hell. There are no group discounts in heaven and the real religion of Kwanzania is a one-way ticket into darkness.