Where's the little aboriginal boy with his cattle song where you need him? That would have been a moment. He could sing them away from the edge of the cliff.
Shades of IDIOCRACY. Impatient and doped out of their minds, must get in to the "LOVE PARADE." Push hard from the back. My behaviour has no global repercussions, unless some other asshole is pushing my back even harder. The solution is to be at the very back of the mob pushing.