In case you had any doubts that ours is without hesitation the most batsh*t crazy race of men that have ever lived, check out the assurance that this weapon will be safe for the environment. That's what really matters, of course.
Rukshin said: "At the same time, I want to stress that the action of this weapon does not contaminate the environment, in contrast to a nuclear one."
Wow! Carbon neutral! That's a relief! (Cue Applause)