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Friday, February 5, 2016

Autodesk Self-Kevorkians

Instead of their stupid "subscription model," all they had to do was to set 3D Studio's price to around $250 or similar and make it more attractive to buy a legal copy than bootleg it. I would have been first in line.

Instead they decided to keep it a couple thousand and go bankrupt trying to rent it. These companies couldn't succeed despite being given a license to print money. Anybody could have made a profit off 3D Studio by simply lowering the price tag on it. The morons are headed for insolvency if they keep it up.

I am amazed when non-technical people take over companies founded on tech and they cannot even hold the line for a few months just keeping the core business alive. Apple really needs to get a decent CEO to lead it, the current one is like Ballmer's doppleganger.

Mad Cackler From Hell

I predict if she goes to Federal Prison she is going to sit in her cell and laugh all day long like this the same way mental patients do in the day room.


Democrats want to vote for this thing. It tells you who and what they are.

"Zika" - Or The New TDAP Vaccine?

Vaccine manufacturers may have gotten their friends in Washington, D.C. to pull some strings in order to avoid losing billions in a class-action suit. The entire "Zika" hysteria may have been generated purely to avoid them having to pay out half of Brazil.

No? Too crazy? Today the newspapers were saturated with the joys of raising microcephalic babies. How did this causality explode into a factoid overnight? Hasn't this virus been around for at least 70 years? Don't you need at least a decade of sound science to establish something like that? Tex smells a rat here and it's a big, fat, greasy, hairy black chittering one.

Here's what Tex thinks really happened.

Brazil got a bad batch of vaccines. Really bad. Nine months later the pharmaceutical labs realised a huge percentage of children who got that vaccine were developing incorrectly.

So their next luncheon with a politician they hatched a plan for all this. They did it purely because the lawsuits could have crushed them. This way they escape scot-free.

I'd like all Vault-Co readers to do me a favour and never, ever purchase a newspaper for any reason ever again. Even a dollar is too much for their collaborators. Don't give them a penny ever again.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Protothreads

Was messing around with these last night. Didn't originally understand what I was doing when I looked at these last year. Was thinking about how evil threads are (been doing tons of coding with locking and mutexes) and wondering if my old polling model could be salvaged. Remember once you have solved a deadlock problem you have not solved all the deadlock problems. You have discovered your program can generate a deadlock condition in some situations. After that there will always be peculiar circumstances that can generate deadlocks somewhere in your code. If you pretend it is possible to fix all these situations you are faking it. It isn't. That's threads for you. If you're smart you think of a way to avoid using them except as a process in the OS that runs completely apart and is very loosely coupled to your app. It is the only safe way to expose your program to threading. Plenty of people think if you launch an app and it runs for a couple of months with threads no problem you win. Maybe you do in your context. In Vault-OS we lose if the program crashes in five years. Vault-OS is intended to never crash.

All of a sudden I just "got it." I realized what was happening with these things. Very exciting stuff. In addition to the fact you could definitely run a web server on these things you could also eliminate threads altogether in your design, meaning compiling Vault-OS on an Arduino or ARM board could become a snap.

Another thing. Having written a huge application with SQLite, not sure it was as useful as originally thought. If you could do co-synced threads or protothreads with a single flat file database system that supported in-memory tables, you might have a better option and it might be stabler long term. The journaling system is impressive in SQLite but the in-memory tables have to be shared for read-only amongst all your threads.

So imagine what sort of cross-platform simplicity you could reduce to if you went with the smaller alternatives :

SQLite = 670K + 400K SQL Handling Routines VS. Bullet ISAMic Key-stores with 38K and generic DB4 query system that is up to 1200% faster than SQLite for complex operations.

Pthreads or Winthreads = 470K .DLL (Sometimes larger for dependencies) VS.  30K Protothread library with no thread contention, fully cooperative task sequencing, safe polling for sockets and zero risk of thread contention also runs on all platforms with almost no headaches of any kind.

So the executable of the web server could start to come down drastically in size and maybe fit not just on a floppy but in REAL mode DOS 640K. That would be a real accomplishment. Right now it is getting pretty huge and also presents real problems in cross-platform compilation. I would rather have it compile anywhere on anything but be limited in features rather than be a 40 megabyte server when I have some machines sitting around that only have 64 megabytes (thin clients) to run anything on. For me personally, being able to run VOS on a thin client anywhere is a big plus because at $1.00 a pop on EBay they are the last word in cheap reconfigurable computing devices, perfect for the survivalist budget. You buy ten for terminals and one is modified to run the server, boom plug in a USB we're in operation.

The Sun Has Gone To Sleep


This is why they say we Neanderthals have "communication problems" with the humans.

I don't know how to say it any more simply. It doesn't matter because Saps has trouble following along no matter how you phrase it.

The Sun has gone dormant. No sun spots. Nothing to be scared of, this is the cyclic end of the Holocene. We should have another one just like the past 40,000 year cycle in another million years or so. Nothing to worry about, it is a natural cycle on this planet. Until then, the planet has gone back to normal ... which means cold. Neanderthal weather. This is the natural temperature on the planet ... well, actually it is still pretty warm. It ain't got "natural" yet ... but it is a barrel of monkeys if you are a Neanderthal. You really can't keep a Neanderthal interested at anything above 80 degrees below. It's just too muggy and humid above that. 80 degrees below is time to listen to chestnuts roaring on an open fire, it's Christmas every day for a million years after that.

I'm sorry if I am not communicating this idea simply enough. I can't make it any simpler.

The "Hu-Mans" (originally a Sumerian word that meant "A weakling sired for slavery by a serpent") just can't seem to understand reality. It's not their forte. You can't blame them, they act like they were designed to cart stones up the sides of pyramids with a whip at their backs and fight in games of war while Melonheads sat in the bleachers and threw slurpees at their generals for making bad decisions that cost them wagers.

Plausible Deniability

The U.S. is conducting a drill on days that terrorists strike and the drill is identical to the strike. The U.S. is afraid of a terrible plague at the same time it is spreading genetically modified mosquitos in the areas reporting plague cases from mosquitos.

See how that works?

Monday, February 1, 2016

You Gotta See This One


So fake it is mind boggling. Must see to believe.
I thought for sure this one had to be real. Nope. Now that I think about it, was clearly timed to intersect with policy. I just didn't think the Obamination would stoop this low.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Reporting Solution Found For Vault-OS


The HTML-to-PDF solution produces the most brilliant looking reports imaginable. Custom styles, formatting and layout are all faithful to the original. Sample output style above as example. It can be output with plain black and white or high contrast applied in the stylesheet.

I tried sending some of my inventory grids from the old VOS I had saved as HTML files except paginated lists to the PDF converter and they came out in the browser window correctly paginated for printing. I had always theorised this was possible and it is a fantastic way to generate a myriad of reports for the inventory manager, the shopping list, duty roster, radio contacts, inspection lists ... all as PDFs that can be viewed in the browser or sent to a printer. My 10 year old Compaq T5710 thin client that I purchased for $2 on EBay displays all of VOS correctly, including JQuery controls, Raphael vectors and has a built-in PDF viewer that comes installed. If the VOS server is running somewhere it is just plug-n-play and this box becomes a distributed terminal to control or monitor anything else in the shelter. My whole system is based on a few dollars for the lot if you can't find half of it thrown out somewhere.

There's a drawback and it is that you need a 20 megabyte open source PDF converter and accompanying 22 MB .DLL in the "bin" directory for all this to come off correctly. The Lua script that generates the reports as HTML calls the converter when it is done. It is easy to disable this feature and instead pop up the HTML in a new browser window which the user can then arrange to send to a freeware PDF printer or even send it directly to the printer if he thinks it will turn out looking okay.

The thing that bugs me about this approach is that it breaks my all-in-one .EXE superserver architecture by requiring a platform specific utility in the "bin" directory as well. It also adds a physical cache that needs automated management. (To delete old files on a regular basis and keep it from growing too big) This isn't too hard to implement, however. Most web servers do this. This open source converter comes with executable binaries compiled for almost all major OSes as well as all source code. It is totally portable.

Of course, I could just add a configuration flag that turns this process off and launches the HTML report in a browser window and leave it to the user to output the document however their local setup permits.

The reason I am telling Vault-Co readers all these details is that I am hoping somebody out there knows an even better way. For example ...

1. A much smaller HTML-to-PDF converter that either comes as a library or with source under a megabyte. Or a portable renderer that is an executable that takes up less space than 40+ MB.

2. Another way altogether to approach the problem ... like a report formatting tool that would plug into my former solution, LibHaru, with commands to draw tables, grids and layouts and then dump it into a PDF.

3. Another alternative like a way to build rich text files from a Lua script with tables or a Lua plug-in with some C code to render to some other document type that would be smaller and more efficient than what I am using, mostly important to compile it right in with what I have and return to my all-in-one total solution server that can do everything.

I may be making a fool out of myself but I just wonder if I throw a net out there somebody might have a better paradigm. Forty megabytes in the 'bin' directory is a little heavyweight compared with all the other code I have now.

ICBMs Are So Last Tuesday


The real power in the Third World War will come from hypersonic nuclear glider drones.

A cloud of red mercury nuclear cluster bomblets and then spray plutonium out the back for a couple of years until it finally crashes.

A proper vault is required for this war.

America continues to prepare for nuclear war in the 1960's. My former nation doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

Zika Is Not Made By Nature

Outbreak occurred precisely where genetically engineered mosquitoes were released. 

Brilliant stuff by the NWO. It doesn't kill you. That might cause a panic. It effectively kills your kids. Extraordinary and subtle. These guys know how to fly under radar without being seen until it is right on top of you.

Fantastically stealthy ... most don't know they have it. Most won't until they have children. A pandemic that is so furtive it does not broadcast it's presence until everybody has got it.

If the next generation is all microcephalics, there won't be a generation after that. Very clever stuff.

The plague that creeps in and produces nasties like continuous fever and Guillain-Barre. Forever.

Kwanstainia, Land Of A Thousand ButtHurts

To know them is to despise them. If a Kwanstainian tells you it is raining outside, don't bother with your umbrella going to work today. Everything they say is the opposite of the truth. Good is evil. Bitter is sweet. Up is down. Truth is lies.

Give them kids more dope because it makes them better. Permanently. Now they are good yanks. Wait, what is the reason we giving them this crap again? I forgot.

I am sure if all that was true they would tell us about it. Needs more green screen. It's not trustworthy until it is photoshopped and contrast reversed. Everything.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

LibHaru is a Wash

When push came to shove, embedded libharu with lua binding was a wash. I could not generate decent reports for it despite hours of work writing utility routines in Lua for it. I tried everything until I realised the library is just nothing but a collection of crude primitives that you can create a .PDF file with as a server stream. An impressive toy but under real use at work it fell apart.

My original idea for reporting was printing a report as a block formatted HTML paginated browser view and then figuring out how to send this to the printer or PDF. This means on thin clients it has to have a printer server connected or at least some kind of PDF server. There is a really good open source PDF server I switched to but it complicates reporting in Vault-OS which ideally was intended to be an all-in-one. The PDF has to run as a utility which the Lua executes with the HTML as an argument and then dumps it into a cache. This is my solution at work but I think I am going to hatch something else for Vault-OS. I may keep looking for a compact embeddable library that can stream to a web page but mainly converts HTML on the fly to .PDF where possible.

Any ideas from anyone else, seriously, much appreciated. Reporting in Vault-OS is a biggie. You have to be able to print out a shopping list to go the supermarket and top up your wishlist and expired or rotated list. It is really important functionality in a survivalist inventory manager. The barcoding solution I solved so elegantly it is beyond belief, also as an HTML trick to print barcode 39 straight from the browser. If anybody knows an embeddable solution in ANSI C I could compile directly into my code like LibHaru that outputs to .EPS, .PDF or LaTex and permits complex chart and table functionality with ease I would be really interested. Anything that once it is output can be displayed to the browser window directly or else sent to the printer. I know it sounds like a big ask and it is complicated but I have already turned so many huge problems into simple solutions with Vault-OS I know there is something out there that would work for this. The ideal solution would be to create a report as HTML and send it to .PDF like I am doing at present except this code would be compiled right into it. Incidentally I tried removing Libharu and the current build instantly shrunk from 2.1 megs to 1.28 megs, again small enough to fit on a floppy.

My solution for work requires a binary command utility to be present in the bin directory under the server, a good answer for my current requirements but a little too specific for Vault-OS. Any help from anyone will be much appreciated. Remember, ANSI C cross platform code is best. (I know this sounds ridiculously difficult to satisfy but somebody out there may know of another way of thinking about the problem of printing formatted reports altogether.)

Monday, January 25, 2016

Creepy New Depopulation Supervirus Released

I'm not sure if Kwanstainian heads became tiny that anyone would really notice.

Cooling temperatures will help keep it closer to the equator but you never know. This is very bad stuff. 3000+ microcephalics born in a year instead of 160 is apocalyptic stuff.

Georgia Guidestones program is definitely beginning. Softening them up for the nukes is a big part of the prep stages. If they are too dumb to even know what is happening most of them won't even have the foggiest idea of how to survive the recovery phase, especially fallout and famine. Seems like each week people are getting slower here in Australia. Every single week. No way am I getting smarter every week so I am certain it is them in most cases.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Thermostat Off

... just in time, too. Man I been burning up on this planet since I don't know when. There's nothing like an invigorating blast of cool air.

I feel a classic Neanderthal song coming on. Just imagine that I have used CGI to place this tune in a winter wonderland with 7 foot deep permafrost and a friendly sabre tooth tiger smiling from atop a glacier ... of course I would be singing this with a gigantic pile of furs on and a throwing disc ...


Maybe this one is way more appropriate ... "End of the interglacial? Beginning of an Ice Age? Oh, Sapiens, please don't throw me into dat permafrost! Iz gonna be a goner!"


Kwanstainian Thugs Bragging About Stealing Land

... from war veterans at a fraction of it's worth using legal manoeuvres and sophistry backed by the power of the State.

I bet their parents are really proud of them, stealing land from their fellow citizens and "little guys" who were WW2 veterans.

This is the real face of abomination that hides behind the State. It is these people who are the "little people," who like functionaries in all totalitarian societies turn into miserable tyrants, each of them a master of a little crime syndicate that seeks to prey on it's own people.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Planet With A Dead Sun


Oh no! Not the end of the Holocene! Neanderthal is affeert.

HAHAHAHAH ROFL Tee-shirt weather for the Enkidu. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. I'm afraid you may have been the victim of a cruel tourism hoax where the Northern Hemisphere was portrayed as "habitable" and "reasonably temperate." If they told you that then they lied. It's Neanderthal world above the equator and it always will be. You have been warned.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Brilliant Modern Era Info On Civil Defense!

* Thanks to "Sam" For This Link

Incredibly, it has taken 50 years for people in the United States to conclude what the Rand Corporation figured out shortly after World War II and the first detonation at Hiroshima.

It is not ground bursts that are unreliable. Ground bursts are more effective for total casualties than air bursts. You heard that right.

All my life I have heard that modern nuclear weapons are about airbursts and that the ground burst is science fiction. They're not theoretical if you intend your weapon to be efficient.

Total casualties in the ground burst are the people inside the crater plus the exponential damage done by the extremely dirty fallout ash kicked up at the point of detonation. Total body count is formidable for people downwind without shelter.

What's the real reason you have not heard about this your whole life except on Vault-Co?

If people realised nuclear war was about ground bursts they would quickly realise that foregoing civil defense preparations is nothing short of deliberate suicide. Civil defense could cut casualties 90% from ground bursts if people have shelters. With a proper civil defense program, the majority of people outside the crater survive and the majority of all secondary casualties are in people walking around in the city or in their cars when that ground burst goes off a few blocks away. In a nation with a good civil defense program, you would find that almost everybody survived in the suburbs and rural areas beyond that. If this were a country like Switzerland then once you find out how limited airburst damage really is and fallout ceases to be a real problem and you know what? The enemy starts to think to himself that nuclear war just does not satisfy risks-versus-costs ratios.

There is nothing you can do to encourage nuclear war more than to go without civil defense for your population. It is a hopelessly doomed strategic position in nuclear brinksmanship. Doomed. The think tanks figured it out a half century ago but modern people can't remember anything that happened last week. Not a good spot to be in for Western civilisation, especially now.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Fire Ant Hellstorm 1984

One night in the military my last year, I was creeping around my old unit in the woods. I was playing OPFOR (Opposing Forces) amongst my other makework duties so sometimes when they went out onto the artillery range for the night I would sneak up on their watch or get within 5 inches of their commanding officer to make fools out of them.

I could actually hear two NCOs talking about me standing in the line beside the chow truck while they were waiting for dinner to be served. "Where is that asshole PFC Blakemore tonight? Is he playing the communist again this evening? I swear to God I will beat his ass into puree with the butt of my M-16 if I catch him trying to sneak up on me again."

I had to lay flat on the ground and try to keep from giving myself away by laughing. I was in some really thick weeds and I had the poncho liner flipped out to the camouflage side laying on top of me. I was slowly dragging myself across the ground. Every previous time I tried this it had worked like a charm. Low light at dusk, a little camo and a lot of patience. It made the sentries look terrible if you even got as far as I was at that point. Nobody had challenged me yet or even seen me.

The other NCO responded to this guy, "Has the Colonel adopted this kid yet? I don't understand what is happening any more in this man's army. Is Blakemore now in his own special unit? He seems to running his own army now. I saw him the other morning and told him he better put some polish down on those boots, he was telling me Russians don't shine their boots, Sarge. I'm sorry, he says, I got to stay in character I am serious about this sh*t." The other NCO shook his head like this was the most depressing thing he had ever heard. "That troop might as well join Spetznatz. He's lost to us. He's gone commie. They will understand if we have to shoot his ass. He defected."

So I was already celebrating my victory. I had patiently come across the shallows of the nearby river, crept up to the shore behind some P2 who almost looked like he was sleeping with his helmet pulled down over his eyes. Then I had sprawled out in the weeds on the bank and begun crawling my way towards the middle of camp a meter a minute or so. If I was really patient I was planning to make it to the officer's tent again. It's really rewarding to stick your head through the flap while they are eating dinner and announce "PFC Blakemore, sir. Nobody challenged me for the password, I could have just as easily dropped a grenade in here just now."

Ever since this night, whenever I see a movie about commandos sneaking up on a camp at night I always think about all the things that could possibly go wrong that you never see in Hollywood films. A poisonous snake in the bushes. Centipedes a foot long than can bite a man and send him into convulsions. These movie commandos are always in the thickest part of some jungle wilderness that absolutely must be bloated with deadly spiders, snakes and chiggers and many of them never even identified by entomologists. Unbelievable hazards in all that thick undergrowth you see them skulking in.

This was Fort Riley, Kansas and I did not have direct experience with Fire Ants. It had not occurred to me that they could be in this patch of woods used by the Army for training exercises inside of post boundaries.

I crawled right up on top of the mound. Man, I was thinking, it is hot tonight. I'm sweating buckets. It feels like the ground I am lying on is warm, feels like a space heater.

Then the fire ants swarmed. It was like somebody threw a switch. They had air support. Winged ones erupted in a cloud around me. The ground forces bit me a thousand at a time and they were leaving their heads behind locked in the wound.

I just started this low painful growling, trying not to yell. I had to get up and run for the river. Everybody saw me. I was literally in there five minutes trying to drown them all but the welts and the bites were scary. They had bit me all over my entire body. I had to keep my head under because I had to drown the ones in my hair.

I stripped off about everything and got back into the water in the coldest deepest part and just sat there until I was sure I got them all. I waded out in my briefs carrying my helmet liner full of water and was pouring it over my head to try to wash them out.

I was limping from the muscles in my leg being so sore and swollen and I had to take it really slow.

I looked up when I was standing on the river bank and there the NCO from the chow line was standing. He stared at me for a long time.

"I gotcha ass you goddamn communist. All them fire ants are working for me, Private. I trained each and every one of them to bite a Marxist if they smelled one nearby. You lucky I blew the whistle to call'em off."

I had a really strong desire to write this story down tonight. It happened a long, long time ago. One of those moments lost in the rain, as the replicant said to Deckard right before he died.

Monday, January 18, 2016

The Utterly Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse


There is already too much unconsciousness in the world. Into such a sleep what dreams may come? What horrors rush in to fill the shadows we are seeing that used to be the in-dwelling places of the soul? Nature abhors a vacuum and most of the population is nearly there now.

As sure as death and taxes, one way or another we will have the zombie apocalypse. The flavour like Baskin Robbins is no matter. We may have it from hunger. We may have it from disease. Or we might just have it because once you strip enough humanity away from humans they aren't human any longer. I agree with the author. It is written in the stars that this will happen. Where will you be when it happens? On the road like the sheriff and his merry band living from hand to mouth? Or 12 feet underground playing parcheesi in a properly constructed and livable, hospitable long term vault? A day is coming when the question will no longer be theoretical.

Friday, January 15, 2016

PicoTCP For DOS Released

TCP Stack with very small memory footprint for 16 bit DOS

Have not had a chance to look at it yet, apparently it is supposed to be smaller than Michael Brutman's amazing network code.