|Once again, the "Man" has conspired to make a brother look bad. His flush toilets and name brand running shoes are all factors in his cruel diabolical plots to kidnap Africans and then give them first world Medical Care and EBT cards.|
Russia shows up with their badass face and nearly wipes them out with three days of Putin Peacekeeping. Somebody around here has been bullsh*tting. Can't help but say the first thing that pops into my head and point out that those dudes always looked like a bunch of rejects from Cobra Command riding around in pickup trucks in the desert whooping. All it took was a proper Systema Champ #1 like Vlad the Impaler to get involved. Turns out tranny queens and spouses can't conduct military campaigns competently, whoodathunkit. Time to turn on the rainbow lights again at the White House. Somebody needs to reimburse the American taxpayer for those tanks.
|We'll never really know why ISIS and the entire Middle East thought|
the United States was a joke but they knew Russia wasn't playing any games.
The Kwanstain is rapidly becoming recognised as the world's leading power in the field of pretend military engagements with pretend soldiers fighting staged manufactured threats and imaginary villains. Other nations can't even approach their massive retaliatory capacity against situations they actually create themselves spending their own money on.
Obama also continues to excel at bombing children's wards in non-profit hospitals. Good to know they weren't wasting bombs on ISIS targets when they could be vaporizing toddlers in clearly marked hospitals with gigantic red crosses on the roof.